poop: wat. wat is this. who are you sir
spoof: your mother
poop: but you're a boy
spoof: your mother....sssss chest hair
poop: poop
spoof: poop?
poop: yes
spoof: is that your name?
poop: why i don't know i doughnut remember anything now that i think about it
spoof: aw poor dear
poop: shut up ____?
spoof: it's spoof you idiot
poop: right. and i'm poop?
spoof: yes. want to go on magical adventures?
poop: you bet your booty on it
PEE END